BalCalistan

Bal Calistan was the chief Rabbi of the Mandalorian Community. Due to the sheer size and weight of a Mandalorian penis, he was charged with removing the foreskin of Mandalorian males approximately 5.4 seconds after being born. Because of how large the Mandalorian penis is, it could get caught on a coat hanger or something while fighting, so the removal of the foreskin is viewed as a public service.

The only foreskins that weren't removed were those of the Mandalorian Neo-Crusaders. In a 2019 interview, Bal was asked why he didn't circumize members of the MNC and he stated: "Their dicks weren't large enough. In order to qualify your dick needs to be at least 4.5 inches.".

Born in 1954 in Tel Aviv, Israel, Bal Calistan worked his way up through the Israeli government. He started out as a Palestinian death camp guard, worked his way up to executioner, and eventually Prime Minister. He was single-handedly responsible for the bombing of the USS Liberty.

By Single-handedly, we mean he literally flew the fucking plane himself.